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The Prohibition of Exams Act of 2007

By Ross Goldsmith
Posted on 12/04/07
I hate exams. No, scratch that. I loathe exams. Nice use of vocabulary! Everything about the word “exam” makes me cringe and try and scamper in the opposite direction (and be happy you haven’t seen me scamper). They are time consuming, tedious, and no matter how much you cram, you always forget multiple choice question # 37 and get the second part of essay question #5 wrong. Always. There are positives though…oh wait, there aren’t.
Professors argue that finals are important, I say they rob me of my sleep, and I need my 12 hours of beauty sleep. So, why don’t I put my political science knowledge to the test and create a law barring exams for all! Tell me what you think about this:
A Bill Proposed to the Congress of the United States of America In Assembly On December 4, 2007
To
Make the Forceful Taking of An Exam, or Test, A Federal Crime. This Crime Would Be Punishable By An Uninterrupted Stream of The Price is Right Hosted By Drew Carey. This Would Not Violate The Eighth Amendment, As It Is Only Cruel, Not Unusual.
I think it’s magnificent! So, send it to your congressman and senators, and better yet, your professors, and let them know the consequences of forcing me to learn what I need to know to be able to function in this world! If you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to my Public Policy, State & Local, and Religion finals….Stay classy :)

Comments

  1. Re: The Prohibition of Exams Act of 2007
    Posted by on 12/06/07

    hey hey... i am with you on that and i am not even in college yet... well i might be seeing more of you next year cause i might be goin there to capital... well
    ttyl
    Rob Dean
    P.S. "Calm Down"

  2. Re: The Prohibition of Exams Act of 2007
    Posted by on 12/06/07

    Imagine my surprise when I saw your picture & read this. I'm smilin! Cousin Margie

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